Our guarantee is simple: You must be 100% satisfied or your money back on our soap products. (Orders of 25 bars and up, 10 bottles and up, orders for resale, any form of wholesale pricing, and very high quantity orders are excluded from our money back guarantee and all sales are final and returns not accepted.).
All soap orders are shipped out within 3 business days of order placement with the exception of orders 25 bars and over/10 Bottles liquids and over which are shipped out within 7 business days of order placement. (Note that Monday thru Friday are business days; Saturday and Sunday are not. As such we do not ship on Saturday or Sunday.) Large wholesale orders may take longer than 7 business days to ship.
How it works: If for some reason you have an issue with any soap we sell, all you do is email us at firstname.lastname@example.org and provide us your name and when you (original owner only) purchased the item from us. Fully explain the issue. In return we will provide you an RMA# which you will use write on the outside of the shipping package of soap you will be returning. Return shipping costs are your responsibility. Note that we only accept unused unopened soaps in original plastic wrap. Packages returned without RMA# are discarded and with no refunds applicable.
Upon receipt and inspection we will refund back to you the cost of any unused soap, minus any original shipping fees.
Coupon Usage & Terms
Note that only one coupon, if applicable, can be used per order. Also note that if order contains any product that has an automatically applied discount no coupon can be applied to order. If an attempt is made to apply a coupon to an order that already has an automatic discount the automatic discount will be erased. Note that coupons are not applicable to subscriptions as discounts are automatically applied to product cost.
Reselling Of Our Soaps
Our soap is only to be used for personal use direct from us through purchase from our website, or by purchasing in accordance with our Wholesale/Bulk Purchasing page. Any other resale use is strictly prohibited.
Mix & Match Terms
To receive the special mix & match discount rate all mix & matches must be ordered only with the total quantity specified. If order happens to go through and be ordered with less or more than specified quantity you will be contacted by us to adjust order to quantity specified. If mix & match was ordered with less than specified amount buyer must bring mix & match up to specified amount by ordering more and an amount will be due us prior to shipment. If mix & match was ordered with more than specified amount buyer must bring mix & match down to specified amount by ordering less and we will refund difference to buyer prior to shipment.
Additional Shipping Information
Orders are shipped only after receipt of full payment and any information we request to fulfill the order. All U.S. orders are shipped USPS Flat Rate Priority, no exceptions. Large wholesale orders may be shipped via other venues, our choice. Hawaii, Alaska, and Puerto Rico orders are shipped USPS Priority Mail, no exceptions. Canada and all other International orders are shipped USPS Flat Rate Priority Mail International, no exceptions. Customs and/or brokerage fees may be applicable for out-of-country deliveries and are the responsibility of the buyer. All items are shipped from our workshop in Connecticut.
Shipping to U.S. Mainland Destinations is free for all regular non-subscription orders over $35; however if a coupon or automatic discount(s) was applied the order after coupon/automatic discount(s) must be over $35 for free shipping.
Your payment method is charged for any amount due on subscription plan, plus applicable shipping fees if any, prior to any pending shipment. 'Pay As You Go' Subscriptions can be cancelled at any time prior to upcoming renewal. Special terms apply to Pre-Paid plans: No refunds of current plan prior to its annual completion. Will auto-renew at end of term unless cancelled prior to renewal.
3-Month, 6-Month, & Yearly Pre-Paid
Buyers can receive a considerable discount off regular price by purchasing Pre-Paid plans. No refunds of current plan prior to its annual completion. Will auto-renew at end of term unless cancelled prior to renewal. Your payment method is charged for applicable shipping fees if any, prior to any pending shipment.
SUBSCRIPTIONS & SHIPPING INFORMATION
Shipping for Subscriptions is separate from regular orders. First shipment for subscriptions is Free to USA destinations if cart contents total $35 or over; however to receive ongoing Free USA Shipping the total product cost per delivery interval must be $35 or over otherwise shipping cost is $7.99 per delivery.
COUPONS & SUBSCRIPTIONS
Coupons are not applicable with Subscriptions as savings are automatically built in to the product cost.
Links to Third Party Web Site
OldWhippersnappers.com may provide hyperlinks to third party web sites as a convenience to users of the Web Site. OldWhippersnappers.com does not control third party web sites and is not responsible for the contents of any linked-to third party web sites or any hyperlink in a linked-to site. OldWhippersnappers.com does not endorse, recommend or approve any third party web site hyperlinked from the Web Site. OldWhippersnappers.com will have no liability to any entity for the content or use of the content available through such hyperlink.
All materials contained on the Web Site are Copyright 2018 OldWhippersnappers.com. All rights reserved.
No person is authorized to use, copy, or distribute any portion the Web Site including related graphics.
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No Representations or Warranties; Limitations on Liability
Any claim relating to Old Whippersnapper's web site or products shall be governed by the laws of the State of Connecticut without regard to its conflict of law provisions.
The materials appearing on Old Whippersnapper's web site could include technical, typographical, or photographic errors. Old Whippersnapper's does not warrant that any of the materials on its web site are accurate, complete, or current. Old Whippersnapper's may make changes to the materials contained on its web site at any time without notice. Old Whippersnapper's does not, however, make any commitment to update the materials.
All customers may have the opportunity to submit a review of their purchase which may be published on our website at our perogative. Reviews that contain profanity, rudeness, non-related purchase information, or factually incorrect statements or information will not be published. All reviews that are published are verified purchases and unaltered statements by the purchaser and submitter of the review.
OldWhippersnappers.com MAKES NO REPRESENTATIONS OR WARRANTIES WITH RESPECT TO ANY INFORMATION, MATERIALS OR GRAPHICS ON THE WEB SITE, ALL OF WHICH IS PROVIDED ON A STRICTLY "AS IS" BASIS, WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND AND HEREBY EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES WITH REGARD TO ANY INFORMATION, MATERIALS OR GRAPHICS ON THE WEB SITE, INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NON-INFRINGEMENT. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHALL THE SITE OWNER OR PUBLISHER BE LIABLE UNDER ANY THEORY OF RECOVERY, AT LAW OR IN EQUITY, FOR ANY DAMAGES, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION, SPECIAL, DIRECT, INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO LOSS OF USE OR LOST PROFITS), ARISING OUT OF OR IN ANY MANNER CONNECTED WITH THE USE OF INFORMATION OR SERVICES, OR THE FAILURE TO PROVIDE INFORMATION OR SERVICES, FROM THE WEB SITE. PRODUCT SUPPORT IS PROVIDED TO ORIGINAL PURCHASER ONLY WITHOUT EXCEPTION.SMS/MMS MOBILE MESSAGE MARKETING PROGRAM TERMS AND CONDITIONS
User Opt In: The Program allows Users to receive SMS/MMS mobile messages by affirmatively opting into the Program, such as through online or application-based enrollment forms. Regardless of the opt-in method you utilized to join the Program, you agree that this Agreement applies to your participation in the Program. By participating in the Program, you agree to receive autodialed or prerecorded marketing mobile messages at the phone number associated with your opt-in, and you understand that consent is not required to make any purchase from Us. While you consent to receive messages sent using an autodialer, the foregoing shall not be interpreted to suggest or imply that any or all of Our mobile messages are sent using an automatic telephone dialing system (“ATDS” or “autodialer”). Message and data rates may apply.
User Opt Out: If you do not wish to continue participating in the Program or no longer agree to this Agreement, you agree to reply STOP, END, CANCEL, UNSUBSCRIBE, or QUIT to any mobile message from Us in order to opt out of the Program. You may receive an additional mobile message confirming your decision to opt out. You understand and agree that the foregoing options are the only reasonable methods of opting out. You also understand and agree that any other method of opting out, including, but not limited to, texting words other than those set forth above or verbally requesting one of our employees to remove you from our list, is not a reasonable means of opting out.
Duty to Notify and Indemnify: If at any time you intend to stop using the mobile telephone number that has been used to subscribe to the Program, including canceling your service plan or selling or transferring the phone number to another party, you agree that you will complete the User Opt Out process set forth above prior to ending your use of the mobile telephone number. You understand and agree that your agreement to do so is a material part of these terms and conditions. You further agree that, if you discontinue the use of your mobile telephone number without notifying Us of such change, you agree that you will be responsible for all costs (including attorneys’ fees) and liabilities incurred by Us, or any party that assists in the delivery of the mobile messages, as a result of claims brought by individual(s) who are later assigned that mobile telephone number. This duty and agreement shall survive any cancellation or termination of your agreement to participate in any of our Programs.
YOU AGREE THAT YOU SHALL INDEMNIFY, DEFEND, AND HOLD US HARMLESS FROM ANY CLAIM OR LIABILITY RESULTING FROM YOUR FAILURE TO NOTIFY US OF A CHANGE IN THE INFORMATION YOU HAVE PROVIDED, INCLUDING ANY CLAIM OR LIABILITY UNDER THE TELEPHONE CONSUMER PROTECTION ACT, 47 U.S.C. § 227, et seq., OR SIMILAR STATE AND FEDERAL LAWS, AND ANY REGULATIONS PROMULGATED THEREUNDER RESULTING FROM US ATTEMPTING TO CONTACT YOU AT THE MOBILE TELEPHONE NUMBER YOU PROVIDED.
Program Description: Without limiting the scope of the Program, users that opt into the Program can expect to receive messages concerning the marketing and sale of digital and physical products, services, and events.
Cost and Frequency: Message and data rates may apply. The Program involves recurring mobile messages, and additional mobile messages may be sent periodically based on your interaction with Us.
Support Instructions: For support regarding the Program, text “HELP” to the number you received messages from or email us at email@example.com. Please note that the use of this email address is not an acceptable method of opting out of the program. Opt outs must be submitted in accordance with the procedures set forth above.
MMS Disclosure: The Program will send SMS TMs (terminating messages) if your mobile device does not support MMS messaging.
Our Disclaimer of Warranty: The Program is offered on an "as-is" basis and may not be available in all areas at all times and may not continue to work in the event of product, software, coverage or other changes made by your wireless carrier. We will not be liable for any delays or failures in the receipt of any mobile messages connected with this Program. Delivery of mobile messages is subject to effective transmission from your wireless service provider/network operator and is outside of Our control. T-Mobile is not liable for delayed or undelivered mobile messages.
Participant Requirements: You must have a wireless device of your own, capable of two-way messaging, be using a participating wireless carrier, and be a wireless service subscriber with text messaging service. Not all cellular phone providers carry the necessary service to participate. Check your phone capabilities for specific text messaging instructions.
Age Restriction: You may not use of engage with the Platform if you are under thirteen (13) years of age. If you use or engage with the Platform and are between the ages of thirteen (13) and eighteen (18) years of age, you must have your parent’s or legal guardian’s permission to do so. By using or engaging with the Platform, you acknowledge and agree that you are not under the age of thirteen (13) years, are between the ages of thirteen (13) and eighteen (18) and have your parent’s or legal guardian’s permission to use or engage with the Platform, or are of adult age in your jurisdiction. By using or engaging with the Platform, you also acknowledge and agree that you are permitted by your jurisdiction’s Applicable Law to use and/or engage with the Platform.
Prohibited Content: You acknowledge and agree to not send any prohibited content over the Platform. Prohibited content includes:
- Any fraudulent, libelous, defamatory, scandalous, threatening, harassing, or stalking activity;
- Objectionable content, including profanity, obscenity, lasciviousness, violence, bigotry, hatred, and discrimination on the basis of race, sex, religion, nationality, disability, sexual orientation, or age;
- Pirated computer programs, viruses, worms, Trojan horses, or other harmful code;
- Any product, service, or promotion that is unlawful where such product, service, or promotion thereof is received;
- Any content that implicates and/or references personal health information that is protected by the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act (“HIPAA”) or the Health Information Technology for Economic and Clinical Health Act (“HITEC” Act); and
- Any other content that is prohibited by Applicable Law in the jurisdiction from which the message is sent.
Dispute Resolution: In the event that there is a dispute, claim, or controversy between you and Us, or between you and Stodge, LLC d/b/a Postscript or any other third-party service provider acting on Our behalf to transmit the mobile messages within the scope of the Program, arising out of or relating to federal or state statutory claims, common law claims, this Agreement, or the breach, termination, enforcement, interpretation or validity thereof, including the determination of the scope or applicability of this agreement to arbitrate, such dispute, claim, or controversy will be, to the fullest extent permitted by law, determined by arbitration in Vernon, Connecticut before one arbitrator.
The parties agree to submit the dispute to binding arbitration in accordance with the Commercial Arbitration Rules of the American Arbitration Association (“AAA”) then in effect. Except as otherwise provided herein, the arbitrator shall apply the substantive laws of the Federal Judicial Circuit in which Old Whippersnapper's® Natural Handmade Manly Soaps’s principle place of business is located, without regard to its conflict of laws rules. Within ten (10) calendar days after the arbitration demand is served upon a party, the parties must jointly select an arbitrator with at least five years’ experience in that capacity and who has knowledge of and experience with the subject matter of the dispute. If the parties do not agree on an arbitrator within ten (10) calendar days, a party may petition the AAA to appoint an arbitrator, who must satisfy the same experience requirement. In the event of a dispute, the arbitrator shall decide the enforceability and interpretation of this arbitration agreement in accordance with the Federal Arbitration Act (“FAA”). The parties also agree that the AAA’s rules governing Emergency Measures of Protection shall apply in lieu of seeking emergency injunctive relief from a court. The decision of the arbitrator shall be final and binding, and no party shall have rights of appeal except for those provided in section 10 of the FAA. Each party shall bear its share of the fees paid for the arbitrator and the administration of the arbitration; however, the arbitrator shall have the power to order one party to pay all or any portion of such fees as part of a well-reasoned decision. The parties agree that the arbitrator shall have the authority to award attorneys’ fees only to the extent expressly authorized by statute or contract. The arbitrator shall have no authority to award punitive damages and each party hereby waives any right to seek or recover punitive damages with respect to any dispute resolved by arbitration. The parties agree to arbitrate solely on an individual basis, and this agreement does not permit class arbitration or any claims brought as a plaintiff or class member in any class or representative arbitration proceeding. Except as may be required by law, neither a party nor the arbitrator may disclose the existence, content, or results of any arbitration without the prior written consent of both parties, unless to protect or pursue a legal right. If any term or provision of this Section is invalid, illegal, or unenforceable in any jurisdiction, such invalidity, illegality, or unenforceability shall not affect any other term or provision of this Section or invalidate or render unenforceable such term or provision in any other jurisdiction. If for any reason a dispute proceeds in court rather than in arbitration, the parties hereby waive any right to a jury trial. This arbitration provision shall survive any cancellation or termination of your agreement to participate in any of our Programs.
Miscellaneous: You warrant and represent to Us that you have all necessary rights, power, and authority to agree to these Terms and perform your obligations hereunder, and nothing contained in this Agreement or in the performance of such obligations will place you in breach of any other contract or obligation. The failure of either party to exercise in any respect any right provided for herein will not be deemed a waiver of any further rights hereunder. If any provision of this Agreement is found to be unenforceable or invalid, that provision will be limited or eliminated to the minimum extent necessary so that this Agreement will otherwise remain in full force and effect and enforceable. Any new features, changes, updates or improvements of the Program shall be subject to this Agreement unless explicitly stated otherwise in writing. We reserve the right to change this Agreement from time to time. Any updates to this Agreement shall be communicated to you. You acknowledge your responsibility to review this Agreement from time to time and to be aware of any such changes. By continuing to participate in the Program after any such changes, you accept this Agreement, as modified.